February 2012
8 posts
Outlet mall for 5 hours
Bought socks and a gift for a friend. Need: - Professional dresses that I can wear to after-work events - Shells for…after-work events Really hate spending my money on work clothes. Time to hit up H&M/Zara.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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For patients with Acid Reflux Disease
So I might have IBS, Acid Reflux, and/or LPR Reflux (OR ALL THREE). To reduce bouts of nausea, diarrhea, cramps, and unstoppable burping, I must make the following lifestyle and dietary changes: - No fried and fatty foods (such as french fries and other fast-food items) - No spicy foods - No chocolate (inculding candy bars, chocolate shakes, cupcakes, etc) - No coffee or caffeine-containing...
Feb 9th
Some things
- Deleting my blogspot because I don’t have time for real blogging anymore. If I can’t do it from my phone, it ain’t happenin’! - Thongs are uncomfortable. There, I said it. I’d rather go commando than wear a thong. I will probably never buy another thong again. - I’ve deleted Gilt from my life. No more rushed OMG LAST MINUTE SALE MUST BUY 1am phone calls to...
Feb 9th
Cleaning out my work emails
To: Chan, Alexander Subject: Panicked in the Gap I stood in the Gap for 45 minutes on my lunch break trying to decide between two sweaters. They were the exact same sweater, one was dark blue, one had large black and gray stripes. The exact same. I couldn’t decide. I went back and forth picking them up, staring into space, trying them on in the dressing room, staring at the display… And...
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 1st
January 2012
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Jan 20th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 12th
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I can't sext
Cj: HAHAHA
oh baby what are you wearing
oh I just got this new sweater from the gap I LOVE IT
.... no... under your clothes
granny panties, it's laundry day
me: (i DID get a new sweater from the gap!!!)
omg
i'll be like
i'm in my pjs
i dropped food on myself
if i'm talking funny its cuz i'm wearing my retainer
i mean
uh
lingerie...yeah...
Dec 2nd
November 2011
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Nov 26th
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Nov 15th
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Dear fashion blogger(s),
Close your damn mouth when you take your outfit pictures. You look like Jessica Simpson trying to be sexy.
Nov 8th
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Dear curry,
Can I please stop shitting out my insides? It’s 4:24 am and I have work in three hours. It’s been almost 40 minutes, and I don’t have good service in the bathroom. Please stop. Please.
Nov 4th
October 2011
20 posts
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
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Oct 27th
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the longer I stay up on the computer
the more shoes I buy. ugh.
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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yeah, fuck PF Chang's!
Frank: they have us working til 9-10 every night
me: that sucks
Frank: the LEAST they can do is get decent dinner
and he chooses pf chang's?!
i want to go in there and slap the back of his head
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
The Walking Dead...tree
Alex and I were watching Season 2 Ep 2 of The Walking Dead, when… THE ZOMBIE CAME FROM BEHIND THE TREE Alex goes, “Oh shit.” I start SCREAMING. He looks at me, startled, and I make eye contact with him, STILL UNCONTROLLABLY SCREAMING, until he claps his hand over my mouth.
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
Emailing at work
boyfriend: Can you PayPal monies from this weekend? Total to you should be $70. I just paid W---- for stuff.
Hotel - $62
Gas - $78
Total - $140
Me: Do I owe you $70 or $140?
boyfriend: you owe me 70.
140 was breakdown.
Me: I’ll break you down
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson
Oct 7th